{"id":295,"date":"2012-10-07T23:46:32","date_gmt":"2012-10-07T22:46:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.peterwoolley.co.uk\/blog\/?p=295"},"modified":"2014-11-30T16:59:24","modified_gmt":"2014-11-30T16:59:24","slug":"sunday-odessa-ukraine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.peterwoolley.co.uk\/blog\/sunday-odessa-ukraine\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunday &#8211; Odessa, Ukraine"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"itemHeader\">\n<p>Today, we arrived in Odessa, in the Ukraine.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"itemContent\">\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">We&#8217;ve had a little trouble with internet connections over the last couple of days; yesterday, we were disappointed not to find free Wi-fi in Varna. Later, when we came to upload and update all our stuff, on board ship, we found we couldn&#8217;t because the internet was off&#8230; grrrrrrrrr!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">This meant the first job this morning, before doing anything (but after breakfast), was to update the blog. While I did this, Tracey went for a walk around deck. When I&#8217;d finished, she was keen to show me something; over the side of the ship we looked, and there, in the water around the Black Watch, and stretching right across the bay, were hundreds, if not thousands, of jelly-fish.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Once we&#8217;d got our stuff together, we headed ashore to see what Odessa is like.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">The first thing visitors are faced with is a huge flight of stone steps &#8211; apparently known as the official entrance to the city, at the top of which is a busy square with a statue of some Ukrainian famous person. I was the first to reach the top of the steps a-huffing and a-puffing, and as I caught my breath, a bloke with a large bird on his arm approached me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">By bird, I mean a golden eagle. It was beautiful, and quite large, and I soon realised that the chap was trying to encourage me to let it sit on my arm. I commended him on what a beautiful bird of prey he had tethered to his wrist, but pointed out (knowing that all he really wanted from me was money), as forcibly as I could without seeming rude, that I had no cash on me, so he was wasting his time. The chap was rather insistent, though, and practically forced his eagle upon me&#8230;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">This, I have no problem with; I don&#8217;t have a bird phobia, and the experience was a new one. What I did have a problem with was what happened next&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">He started saying to me; &#8220;3 dollars&#8221;. I said &#8220;No&#8221;. He reiterated his request, and then Tracey arrived. I was still trying to shake \u00a0the first bloke off, when one of his mates, also wielding a whopping great Golden Eagle, plonked one on Tracey&#8217;s shoulder. If that wasn&#8217;t enough, a third guy, with a similar, fine-looking eagle went and thrust one onto Tracey&#8217;s other shoulder. They were fair queuing up; I swear, if Tracey had had three shoulders, they would have gone for it. Both of us pointed out, it has to be said, quite vociferously, that neither of us had any change; local currency here is the Ukrainian something-or-other, and all we had was a 20 euro note.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">&#8220;10 euros!&#8221;, they started to say.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">&#8220;10 euros?!!! get out of here&#8230;. NO!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Anyway, to cut a long argument short, this went on for a few heated minutes. Because Tracey had had two eagles on her shoulder, they wanted 10 euros &#8211; 5 euros each. I asked him if he understood me, and when he nodded and said yes, I said that perhaps they should check with visitors whether they have any money or not before forcing their eagles onto them &#8211; and that they should perhaps say what the price is, per eagle if needs be, BEFOREHAND! Then they started getting all aggravated, saying that this was their job (I&#8217;m an artist, I thought&#8230; don&#8217;t talk to me about working and not getting paid for it!). We insisted that the most we would pay was 5 euros; for our 20 euro note, we expected 150 of their local Ukrainian whatever in return&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">The exchange grew quite heated, and only came to a conclusion when they finally accepted that they were not going to get a penny more out of me&#8230; 10 euros for holding a golden eagle? No way!! It wasn&#8217;t until I started to walk away saying that they weren&#8217;t getting anything at all that the change, they hitherto claimed not to have, suddenly started appearing. We did get some good photos of them, and I even managed to get some video footage of Tracey, resplendent (and slightly bemused) with an eagle on each shoulder&#8230; for that, though, we figured 5 euros was plenty&#8230;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Anyway&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Once the aggro was over, we proceeded to check out Odessa, and were highly impressed. It was a shame that we&#8217;d had to deal with the altercation over the eagles, but the day definitely got better after that. The city is bursting with beautiful architecture, a magnificent opera house, some lovely parks, and a cathedral that would have put Varna&#8217;s Cathedral to shame. Being Sunday, we were worried that today would be another of those days visiting a place that&#8217;s basically closed, but were pleased to discover a city vibrant and alive with visitors. Statues abound in all directions, and outside the cathedral was a small craft market that, despite all my attempts to veer Tracey away from it, made a small amount of money out of us.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">After returning to the ship for lunch, we went back out into the city to check out a couple of places that we&#8217;d noticed on the map and couldn&#8217;t squeeze in earlier, on the grounds of not wanting to miss anything. These included something called the Mother-in-Law bridge, which was \u00a0a modern, metal-framed footbridge high above the harbour, where couples in their masses had attached padlocks to it with their names on&#8230; all very romantic, and quite sweet!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Back at the terminal, we made use of the free wi-fi for as long as we could before it inexplicably went off and didn&#8217;t come back again. I was hoping to upload this from the quayside, while drinking a beer, but instead, it&#8217;s coming coming to you via the Black Watch Wi-Fi&#8230; ahh well.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">This evening was Tropical Night; out came the flowery shirts and skirts, and the show company performed a collection of tropically-based set-pieces, from Ricky Martin to the Banana Boat Song&#8230; all very entertaining and uplifting (and, it has to be said; a very tight and professional performance)&#8230;. Finished the evening up in the Lido Lounge listening to the resident musicians&#8230; crikey, there&#8217;s some quality talent on this ship&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, we arrived in Odessa, in the Ukraine. \u00a0 We&#8217;ve had a little trouble with internet connections over the last couple of days; yesterday, we were disappointed not to find free Wi-fi in Varna. 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